c3rvida3:

Every time I go to buy pants and they don’t make a size big enough for me, it’s kind of cool. Like. They got their best and brightest on the job, but I simply have an ass larger than modern market research could feasibly conceive of. My statistical anomaly of a donk. Damn, dude, is that your ass? I didn’t know that could happen to a guy. We need to notify someone or something.

koscheiisms:

alexmey-does-an-arts:

alexmey-does-an-arts:

mm fulled of eggs

wait fuck NOT A FETISH POST NOT A FETISH POST NOT A FETISH POST. HARBOILED EGG ARE HARD BOPILED CHICKEN EGGS . CHIECKEN EGGS I ATE THEM NOT !! PEGNANT

wolverina2002:

terapsina:

voidartisan:

voidartisan:

voidartisan:

voidartisan:

I think the Jedi council should have at least considered sending obi-wan over to Dooku to be like “yes hello I am here for sith training” just to see what would happen

Like, we know from the rako hardeen arc that he’s a good enough actor to pull this off. Combined with Dooku’s clear affection(?) for him, I think the council would have most of the separatists’ top military secrets in a month, max

I mean, even if Obi-Wan got caught transmitting information

Dooku:…what are you doing

Obi-Wan, panicking slightly: I’m a double agent. Passing them bad intel.

Dooku: I didn’t ask you to do that

Obi-Wan: …i’m taking initiative????

Dooku:

Dooku: We’ll it’s about time SOMEONE around here did

Palpatine: There have been far too many “coincidences” with the Jedi lately. The information your new apprentice is transmitting is accurate, I’m sure of it.

Dooku: My boy would never do such a thing

Palpatine: Your b— you know, the whole “no attachments” is a Jedi thing but I think we need to have a talk

Let’s just add another layer to this cuz I bet that LIKE the Raako Hardeen incident no one tells Anakin anything.

So we also have an unhinged (but in the OTHER direction) Anakin chasing Obi-Wan across the galaxy going: ‘Come back to the light side, Master, you’re my brother!’

So now Palpatine’s dealing with the unexpected headache of his planned future apprentice being too busy trying to de-sithify the not-actually-a-sith!Obi-Wan to get sithified himself.

Anakin suddenly throwing himself hard into being the perfect Jedi to guide his master back to the light is hilarious

shrylia:

Who are you?

kata4a:

mumblesplash:

scurvy has got to have one of the biggest disease/treatment coolness gaps of all time. like yeah too much time at sea will afflict you with a curse where your body starts unraveling and old wounds come back to haunt you like vengeful ghosts. unless☝️you eat a lemon

pyrriae:

garaktime:

bro…what we could have had..

ALT

yuttikkele:

self-made-purgatories:

yuttikkele:

hey gamers I’ve started watching star trek does anyone else see the romantic tension between captain kirk and mr. spock

watching the realization publicly dawn in real time in the comments is fucking amazing

op’s tags:

comments:

I DIDN’T KNOWWWW

amygdalae:

My problem with heterosexual romance novels (which I am reading under duress due to my coworker book club but find somewhat entertaining cuz they’re not something I normally wld read) is that whenever the love interest is an asshole the author also makes him all dommy dom. when what I really want is for him to be thoroughly put in his place. All of these shithead Christian grey knockoff guys in these books would be excellent brat material but nobody cares what I want. Nobody cares what I want

willgrahamcracker2013:

jack crawford is in a gritty crime drama jimmy price and bryan zeller are in a scrubs style forensics comedy will graham is in a psychological thriller and hannibal is in a romcom

verkomy:

six fanarts 2/6: viktor

whokilledpet:

gotta give a kiss for good luck before sending his hobbit to steal from a dragon 👀

hashtag-padme-matters:

Artist: jakebartok “A chance meeting’

From the artist: "Anakin likes to loiter outside the Republic Palace of Coruscant for no reason at all. It’s definitely not because this is the route the Queen of Naboo walks every day. Thankfully, Obi-Wan always seems to be looking elsewhere…”

transmechanicus:

Good naps will have you sleeping in poses usually reserved for dead insects

murderpartita:

my shirts cameeee :3

evercelle:

ALT

no looking back, orpheus. you promised ▋